kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
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I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
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Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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