i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
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Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
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The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Sorry about my life...
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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