You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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