i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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