I queefed so loud it echoed.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
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Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
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Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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