Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
just come out here and I will go home with you...
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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