so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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