The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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