Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I love you. Go after that dick
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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