i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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