She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
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Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
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I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.