I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
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story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
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But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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