Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize
