I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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