I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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