i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
So many bounce houses so little time
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
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i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
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I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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