I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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