I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
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This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
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I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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