Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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