Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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