What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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