you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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