and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
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Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
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Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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