Already got asked if we're dating
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
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