Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
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No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
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Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.