i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
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They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
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The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Terrible idea I love it
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost