i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me