yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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