There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
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I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
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I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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