WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
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you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
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Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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