I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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