so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
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They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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