Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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