I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
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Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
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Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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