Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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