Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
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Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
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i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
You are a genius and a whore.
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