At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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