I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
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It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
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you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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