Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
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been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
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No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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