Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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