I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I think a kid would responsible me up
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
