No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
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please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
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You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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