I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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