One girl and one boy is just not enough.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
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I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
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If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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