Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
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Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
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My glasses were in the garbage this morning
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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