I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
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we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
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I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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