Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Be still, my beating vagina.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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