She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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