Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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