you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
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other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
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You need a sexual gate keeper
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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