i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
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I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
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Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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