Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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