Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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