I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Randomize
