I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
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Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
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He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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