So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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