make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
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I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
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I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
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