Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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