Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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